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The Unstated Sheet

Pick up a ream of copy paper in the United States and read the wrapper. It says 8.5 × 11 in, and it says 20 lb. Neither number describes the paper inside. An A4 ream has no such problem. It says 210 × 297 mm and 80 g/m². Both of those are properties of the sheet you are holding: its dimensions, and its mass divided by its area. Check them with a ruler and a kitchen scale and they come out right. ...

October 27, 2026 · 8 min · 1515 words · Philip Huffman

Weekly Satire: An Apology to the Seventy Million, October 26, 2026

I have an apology to make, and I want to make it properly this time. I doubted the children’s investment accounts. I said they were a gimmick. I said the whole thing was a branding exercise with a stock chart attached. I was wrong, and I want to say so before anyone else does. Because the facts, as the administration has stated them, are remarkable. Nearly seventy million Trump Accounts have been created, more than sixty million of them by automatic enrollment, and every American child under eighteen with a valid Social Security number now has one. I apologize for the cynicism. It turns out you really can give every child in the country a financial stake in the future in a single quarter. ...

October 26, 2026 · 4 min · 819 words · Philip Huffman

Senate Race Report: October 25, 2026

Question: Nine days before Election Day, Republicans are spending $26 million to defend Kansas, suing to block certification in Alaska and retreating from North Carolina, so why is control of the Senate still a coin flip? Answer: Because every one of those facts describes a party playing defense, and defense is not the same thing as defeat. Cook Political Report moved three Senate ratings on October 20: South Carolina from likely to lean Republican, Mississippi from solid to likely Republican, and Minnesota from likely to lean Democratic. Silver Bulletin moved Iowa from toss-up to lean Democratic a day later.1 That is four moves in seven days, three toward the Democrats, and together they describe a map that has widened rather than a majority that has settled. Kalshi put Democratic control at 68 percent on October 23, up from 62 percent on October 15 and from less than 43 percent on June 24.2 The market is not hesitating about direction. It is hesitating about the last mile, which runs through five states that the forecasters describe in five different ways, and nine days is enough time for the last mile to move either way. ...

October 25, 2026 · 36 min · 7441 words · Philip Huffman

Docket Report: October 24, 2026

Question: When the government tells a court that a board weighed a four-year phased renovation against a two-year closure, what happens if the board never saw the comparison? Answer: It withdraws it. On Wednesday, October 21, the Justice Department filed a notice of errata in the Kennedy Center case conceding that portions of three sentences in its pending motion “mistakenly describe” the JLL plan, that the comparison of a two-year closure with “an alternative four-year project with phased, partial closures” and the $41 million construction-cost figure drawn from it came from “an alternate version of the report provided to the Center on August 20, 2026, which was not provided to the Board,” and that the report the Board had was 160 pages, not 180. “Defendants regret these errors.” Filed the same day, Representative Joyce Beatty’s reply in support of her motion to compel says the government produced that August report for the first time on Monday, October 19, after the depositions had ended, and that it shows a phased renovation was feasible. Discovery closed Friday. ...

October 24, 2026 · 17 min · 3590 words · Philip Huffman

The Life and Times of Ryan Holiday

On April 14, 2025, Ryan Holiday was in a hotel room in Annapolis, getting ready to walk onstage at the United States Naval Academy. He had spoken there more than half a dozen times since 2019, as part of a series on Stoicism and the pursuit of virtue. The invitation to this one had come the previous November, and the subject was wisdom. He had sent his slides over the night before so they could be loaded onto the projectors. ...

October 23, 2026 · 17 min · 3429 words · Philip Huffman

The Life and Times of Epictetus

He wrote nothing. Not one line that we can hold in our hands and call his own composition. Everything the world knows about Epictetus comes through a student who sat in his classroom at Nicopolis, on the Adriatic coast of Greece, and took notes fast enough to keep up with an old man talking. That student was Arrian of Nicomedia, later a consul and a historian of Alexander. He says plainly what he was doing: ...

October 23, 2026 · 13 min · 2588 words · Philip Huffman

The Life and Times of Seneca

A tribune of the praetorian guard arrived at a country house four miles from Rome in the evening, surrounded the building with soldiers, and told the man inside that the emperor required his death. The man was at dinner with his wife and two friends. He did not argue, and he did not run. He asked for tablets so that he could write his will, and when the officer refused him even that, he turned to his friends and told them he had nothing left to leave them except the pattern of his life. (Tacitus, Annals 15.61–62, trans. Church and Brodribb, 1876) ...

October 22, 2026 · 13 min · 2741 words · Philip Huffman

The Ball in the Hand

A ping pong ball resting in the hand is a small sphere and nothing else. It has no direction, no score, no history. The table stands there. The net divides an emptiness that has not yet become a game. Everything that will happen happens after the ball leaves the palm. A vote has the same shape. An opinion you hold is not a vote. An intention you announce is not a vote. A preference that never reaches a ballot box, a mail tray, or a canvassing board is a ball in a closed hand: real, round, and worth nothing to the score. ...

October 21, 2026 · 8 min · 1658 words · Philip Huffman

The Life and Times of Marcus Aurelius

On the Danube frontier, sometime in the early 170s, the most powerful man in the world sat down with a wax tablet or a scroll of papyrus and wrote a note to himself in Greek. He was in his fifties. His empire was fighting on two fronts, a plague was killing people in the cities behind him, and several of his children were dead. The note was not a decree and not a letter. It was a reminder to get out of bed. ...

October 21, 2026 · 13 min · 2685 words · Philip Huffman

Feeling Behind: Adler's Psychology, Explained

You are sixteen, and you open your phone, and a person your age has a published paper, a company, a 4:40 mile. Something in your chest drops. You are now behind, though behind what, exactly, is hard to say. Most people treat that feeling as a diagnosis. It means you are not good enough, or that you are too competitive, or that social media has broken your brain. Alfred Adler, the Viennese doctor who broke with Freud in 1911, thought all three readings missed the interesting part. Feeling small is not evidence of a defect. It is the normal weather of being a person, and the only question worth asking is what you do with it. ...

October 21, 2026 · 13 min · 2560 words · Philip Huffman